Listen up people – DRAKE here!
I have been out and about a LOT lately with my foster mom (any other dogs out there finding themselves out for more walks than usual?? or is it just me?)
Some people buy gym memberships, but I am here to tell you that a dog like me can offer you so much more!
You cannot find a better deal than this!
For just the cost of an adoption fee, you will get to have a 24/7 fitness coach who’s services include:
Guaranteed 3 daily reminders in the form of whining/and or barking to be more active and take me for my gosh darn walk already; Motivation to take up jogging or running. I will accomplish this by pulling you down the street under the guise of meeting that stray cat or squirrel up ahead.
And an in depth nutrition plan that includes, but is not limited to dirty looks and side eye when you stray from said plan and indulge in some form of junk food.
Lastly, never ending support and undying love when you inevitably mess up and make bad choices. Not only will I love you even if you order that ice cream, but I will join you!
If my fitness plan sounds like a life long commitment, check out my bio by clicking the Adoptable Dogs tab to learn more important stuff about me. I can’t wait to meet you! Drake xoxo